Equipment serves to modify stats and customize your character, with different items offering different combinations of positive and negative stat changes. There are seven slots for equipment: head, face, neck, body, feet, and two accessory slots.
Five stats are modified by the use of equipment: Speaking Ability, Charisma, Intelligence, Attractiveness, and Defense.
- Speaking Ability Increases the Strength of Ability plays, and helps you avoid thugs and slander.
- Charisma and Attractiveness both increase the Clout gained from passing bills, along with the constituent support gain from acting on bills and constituent support loss from slander and scandals.
- Intelligence Combines the effects of Speaking Ability and the Clout gain from Charisma/Attractiveness, along with helping to reduce or eliminate money stolen from larcenies.
- Defense reduces the chances of a successful physical attack, and lowers the chance of stress gain when acting on bills and using committees.
Relics and their stats can be found in the Relic Equipment Page.
Note that Cigar and Liquor can be found in the Consumables page, and use of either comes with the potential be discovered by other players through investigations and used against you..
Key:
| White Text | = Tier 1 Equipment |
| Blue Text | = Tier 2 Equipment |
| Purple Text | = Tier 3 Equipment |
| Magenta Text | = Tier 4 Equipment |
| Green Text |
= Dark God Item |
Basic Store Items[]
These items are purchasable by going to the store tab, the basic store being the default section open. All items cost cash, and some items are only available for players with a clout tier or 2 or 3, indicated by the item being colored blue or purple. Several items also require players to have a certain character trait, such as the Military Dress Hat or Holographic Distortion Projector.
|
Name |
Cost |
SPK |
CHA |
INT |
ATT |
DEF |
Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Trucker Hat | $1000 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 | 0 | Requires Good ol' Boy Trait |
| Bowler Derby | $4000 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Floral Hat | $4000 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Military Dress Hat | $7000 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Requires Military Service Trait |
| Stylish Fedora | $8000 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Black Top Hat | $10000 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| Antique Ivory Comb | $10000 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | |
| Ballistic-Grade Helmet | $10000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| Ceramic Composite Helmet | $20000 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | |
| Jewel-Encrusted Crown | $25000 | 1 | -3 | 1 | 5 | 0 | |
| Jewel-Encrusted Tiara | $25000 | 1 | -3 | 1 | 5 | 0 | |
| Crown of Leaves | $25000 | 0 | 3 | 2 | -1 | 0 | |
| Extremely Stylish Haircut | $25000 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 6 | 0 | |
| Gilded Helm | $40000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
|
Name |
Cost |
SPK |
CHA |
INT |
ATT |
DEF |
Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bifocals | $500 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 | |
| Ski Mask | $1500 | 2 | -1 | 0 | -1 | 0 | |
| Black Thick-Framed Glasses | $2000 | 0 | 2 | 0 | -1 | 0 | |
| Clown Paint | $2000 | -1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Cheap Makeup | $2000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| Gothy Makeup | $3500 | 0 | -1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| War Paint | $7500 | 3 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Monocle | $10000 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | |
| Designer Eyeglasses | $10000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| High-End Makup | $10000 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
|
Name |
Cost |
SPK |
CHA |
INT |
ATT |
DEF |
Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Basic Tie | $50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Patterned Tie | $1000 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| Silk Tie | $3000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| Platinum Necklace Platinum Necklace | $3000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| Pixel Art Tie | $3000 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 | |
| Art Print Tie | $5000 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | |
| Pearl Necklace | $5000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| Woven Hemp Necklace | $5000 | 0 | 2 | 0 | -1 | 0 | |
| Lace Choker | $10000 | 0 | 2 | -1 | 2 | 0 | |
| Power Tie | $10000 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Massive Gold Chain | $10000 | 0 | 3 | -1 | 0 | 0 | |
| Gold Filigree Necklace | $10000 | 0 | -1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | |
| Woven Silver Choker | $10000 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
|
Name |
Cost |
SPK |
CHA |
INT |
ATT |
DEF |
Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ugly Tweed Sportscoat | N/A | 0 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 0 | Starting Item, cannot be pawned |
| Basic Suit | $1000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Neon Jumpsuit | $2500 | 0 | 1 | 2 | -2 | 0 | |
| Fifty-Cal Bandolier and Camo Pants | $4000 | 2 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| High-Quality Suit | $5000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| Pantsuit | $5000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| Skirt Suit | $8000 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 1 | 0 | |
| Designer Suit | $10000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| Full-Length Flak Jacket | $12000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | |
| The Meat Dress | $22000 | 4 | -2 | 1 | -1 | 0 | |
| Your Old Military Suit | $25000 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Requires Military Service Trait |
| Italian Pinstripe Suit | $35000 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | |
| Custom Designer Dress | $35000 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | |
| Level III Ballistic Armor | $40000 | 0 | -1 | 1 | -1 | 5 | |
| Recycled Hemp Suit | $50000 | 0 | 6 | 3 | -3 | 0 | |
| Royal Robe | $50000 | 2 | -3 | 1 | 6 | 0 | |
| Boldly-Colored Suit | $50000 | 3 | 0 | -1 | 4 | 0 | |
| Gilded Armor | $100000 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | |
| Power Armor | $200000 | 0 | -4 | 0 | 2 | 8 | Requires Military Service Trait |
|
Name |
Cost |
SPK |
CHA |
INT |
ATT |
DEF |
Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Old Tennis Shoes | N/A | 0 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 0 | Starting Item, cannot be pawned |
| Fuzzy Boots | $500 | 0 | 1 | -2 | 0 | 0 | |
| Wing-Tips | $1000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Basic Flats | $1000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Fine Leather Loafers | $3000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| Designer Flats | $3000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| Fuck-Me Pumps | $4000 | 1 | 0 | -1 | 1 | 0 | |
| Meat Loafers | $7000 | 4 | -1 | 0 | -2 | 0 | |
| Patent Leather Dress Boots | $9000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| Heeled Mules | $9000 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| Jackboots | $10000 | 2 | -1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| Two-Toned Leather Oxfords | $10000 | 0 | -1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | |
| Hemp Sandals | $10000 | 0 | 4 | 0 | -2 | 0 | |
| Jewel-Studded Slingbacks | $10000 | 0 | -1 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
|
Name |
Cost |
SPK |
CHA |
INT |
ATT |
DEF |
Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flag Lapel Pin | $50 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 0 | 0 | |
| Gold Earring | $2500 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| The BrainBooster 6000 | $4000 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | |
| Megaphone | $4000 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Lacy Lingerie | $10000 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Emerald Ring | $10000 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| Colt 1911 .45 ACP | $10000 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Requires Military Service Trait |
| Kevlar Composite Plate | $7500 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| Diamond Stud Earring | $12000 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| Surplus M60 | $15000 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Ceramic Composite Plate | $17500 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 4 | |
| Elegant Ebony Cane | $20000 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Magnifying Glass | $20000 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | |
| Surplus M1 Bazooka | $23500 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Jewel-Encrusted Scepter | $25000 | 2 | -3 | 1 | 3 | 0 | |
| Live Squirrel | $25000 | 0 | 5 | 1 | -1 | 0 | |
| Trendy Smartphone | $25000 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 5 | 0 | |
| Crucifix | $25000 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Requires Devout Christian Trait |
| Gilded Armplate | $40000 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Heckler & Koch HK45 | $25000 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Requires Military Service Trait |
| Holographic Distortion Projector | $150000 | 0 | -1 | 0 | -1 | +6 | Requires Well Educated Trait |
Lobbyist Token Items[]
Some items are not bought from the basic store and are instead obtained from bribe tokens given to Clout players from players in The Lobby. Items above tier 1 can only be offered to players with the appropriate tier, and all items are distributed randomly though tiered lobbyist tokens, which give the player a random item of the appropriate tier once the bribe is accepted.
As of the end of 2014, Lobbyist Tokens are the only way to get Tier 4 (Magenta) items.
Items colored in Green Text are Dark God items, which can be given by Lobbyists associated with one of the four dark gods to Clout Tier 4 players. While they have some of the best stats in the game, equal to many of the relics available, they can not be removed once out on. Also, every day they are worn, the wearer will receive 10 points of "Corruption" per item, which Lobbyists affiliated with the Dark God associated with the item can use to cause a variety of detrimental effects to the wearer, from making a post for them to outright killing them (at 1000 corruption).
Dark God items can be destroyed by accepting a bribe with a Purification Token from a Templar/Illuminati affiliated lobbyist, which will Immediately destroy a random(?) dark god item and eliminate some corruption.
|
Name |
Slot |
SPK |
CHA |
INT |
ATT |
DEF |
Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Expensive Suit | Body | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Tailored Suit | Body | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| Well-Tailored Suit | Body | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | |
| Custom-Tailored Suit | Body | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | |
| Shimmering Red Suit | Body | 1 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0 | Lucifer Item |
| Gleaming White Toga | Body | 2 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 0 | Cronus Item |
| Black Hooded Cloak | Body | 2 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | Cthulhu Item |
| Fancy Pen | Misc. | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| Very Fancy Pen | Misc. | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | |
| Fountain Pen | Misc. | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | |
| Space Pen | Misc. | 0 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 | |
| Ugly Rolex | Misc. | 2 | 2 | 0 | -1 | 0 | |
| Standard Rolex | Misc. | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Gold Rolex | Misc. | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| Jewel-Studded Rolex | Misc. | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| Mark Of Cthulu | Misc. | 4 | -3 | 5 | 0 | 0 | Cthulhu Item |
| Mark Of Lucifer | Misc. | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | Lucifer Item |
| Flamesnap | Misc. | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Lucifer Item |
| Mark Of Cronus | Misc. | 3 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | Cronus Item |
| Cronusickle | Misc. | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | Cronus Item |
Special Items[]
These Items were awarded by Q to players for various achievements, generally being an active player during a certain time frame like pre-launch or Christmas.
|
Name |
Slot |
SPK |
CHA |
INT |
ATT |
DEF |
Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Santa Hat | N/A | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Given to any players who acted between December 24-28th in 2014 |
| Cup of Eggnog | N/A | -1 | 6 | -1 | 0 | 0 | Given to CT2 players who acted between December 24-28th in 2014 |
| Lump of Coal | N/A | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Given to CT3 players who acted between December 24-28th in 2014 |
| Rocks | N/A | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | Obtainable for being an active CT4 before v.1.00 Launch |
| Pink Champagne | N/A | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Obtainable for playing before v.1.00 Launch |
| Lava Tile | N/A | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | Obtainable for being an active player with an ID less than 1000 during the v.1.00 Launch. |