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​​Equipment serves to modify stats and customize your character, with different items offering different combinations of positive and negative stat changes. There are seven slots for equipment: head, face, neck, body, feet, and two accessory slots.

Five stats are modified by the use of equipment: Speaking Ability, Charisma, Intelligence, Attractiveness, and Defense.

  • Speaking Ability Increases the Strength of Ability plays, and helps you avoid thugs and slander.
  • Charisma and Attractiveness both increase the Clout gained from passing bills, along with the  constituent support gain from acting on bills and constituent support loss from slander and scandals.
  • Intelligence Combines the effects of Speaking Ability and the Clout gain from Charisma/Attractiveness, along with helping to reduce or eliminate money stolen from larcenies.
  • Defense reduces the chances of a successful physical attack, and lowers the chance of stress gain when acting on bills and using committees.

Relics and their stats can be found in the Relic Equipment Page.

Note that Cigar and Liquor can be found in the Consumables page, and use of either comes with the potential be discovered by other players through investigations and used against you..

Key:

White Text = Tier 1 Equipment
Blue Text = Tier 2 Equipment
Purple Text = Tier 3 Equipment
Magenta Text = Tier 4 Equipment
Green Text

= Dark God Item

Basic Store ItemsEdit

These items are purchasable by going to the store tab, the basic store being the default section open. All items cost cash, and some items are only available for players with a clout tier or 2 or 3, indicated by the item being colored blue or purple. Several items also require players to have a certain character trait, such as the Military Dress Hat or Holographic Distortion Projector.

Head Equipment

Name

Cost

SPK

CHA

INT

ATT

DEF

Notes

Trucker Hat $1000 0 1 -1 0 0 Requires Good ol' Boy Trait
Bowler Derby $4000 0 1 0 0 0
Floral Hat $4000 0 1 0 0 0
Military Dress Hat $7000 1 1 0 0 0 Requires Military Service Trait
Stylish Fedora $8000 0 2 0 0 0
Black Top Hat $10000 1 0 0 1 0
Antique Ivory Comb $10000 1 0 1 0 0
Ballistic-Grade Helmet $10000 0 0 0 0 2
Ceramic Composite Helmet $20000 -1 0 0 0 4
Jewel-Encrusted Crown $25000 1 -3 1 5 0
Jewel-Encrusted Tiara $25000 1 -3 1 5 0
Crown of Leaves $25000 0 3 2 -1 0
Extremely Stylish Haircut $25000 0 0 -1 6 0
Gilded Helm $40000 0 0 0 2 2
Face Equipment

Name

Cost

SPK

CHA

INT

ATT

DEF

Notes

Bifocals $500 0 0 1 -1 0
Ski Mask $1500 2 -1 0 -1 0
Black Thick-Framed Glasses $2000 0 2 0 -1 0
Clown Paint $2000 -1 2 0 0 0
Cheap Makeup $2000 0 0 0 1 0
Gothy Makeup $3500 0 -1 0 2 0
War Paint $7500 3 -1 0 0 0
Monocle $10000 0 0 2 0 0
Designer Eyeglasses $10000 0 0 0 2 0
High-End Makup $10000 0 1 0 1 0
Neck Equipment

Name

Cost

SPK

CHA

INT

ATT

DEF

Notes

Basic Tie $50 0 0 0 0 0
Patterned Tie $1000 -1 0 0 1 0
Silk Tie $3000 0 0 0 1 0
Platinum Necklace Platinum Necklace $3000 0 0 0 1 0
Pixel Art Tie $3000 1 0 1 -1 0
Art Print Tie $5000 1 0 1 0 0
Pearl Necklace $5000 0 0 0 2 0
Woven Hemp Necklace $5000 0 2 0 -1 0
Lace Choker $10000 0 2 -1 2 0
Power Tie $10000 2 1 0 0 0
Massive Gold Chain $10000 0 3 -1 0 0
Gold Filigree Necklace $10000 0 -1 0 3 0
Woven Silver Choker $10000 0 0 1 1 0
Body Equipment

Name

Cost

SPK

CHA

INT

ATT

DEF

Notes

Ugly Tweed Sportscoat N/A 0 0 0 -1 0 Starting Item, cannot be pawned
Basic Suit $1000 0 0 0 0 0
Neon Jumpsuit $2500 0 1 2 -2 0
Fifty-Cal Bandolier and Camo Pants $4000 2 -1 0 0 0
High-Quality Suit $5000 0 0 0 1 0
Pantsuit $5000 0 0 0 1 0
Skirt Suit $8000 0 1 -1 1 0
Designer Suit $10000 0 0 0 2 0
Full-Length Flak Jacket $12000 0 0 0 0 3
The Meat Dress $22000 4 -2 1 -1 0
Your Old Military Suit $25000 1 2 0 1 0 Requires Military Service Trait
Italian Pinstripe Suit $35000 1 1 0 3 0
Custom Designer Dress $35000 0 2 0 3 0
Level III Ballistic Armor $40000 0 -1 1 -1 5
Recycled Hemp Suit $50000 0 6 3 -3 0
Royal Robe $50000 2 -3 1 6 0
Boldly-Colored Suit $50000 3 0 -1 4 0
Gilded Armor $100000 2 0 0 2 2
Power Armor $200000 0 -4 0 2 8 Requires Military Service Trait

Feet Equipment

Name

Cost

SPK

CHA

INT

ATT

DEF

Notes

Old Tennis Shoes N/A 0 0 0 -1 0 Starting Item, cannot be pawned
Fuzzy Boots $500 0 1 -2 0 0
Wing-Tips $1000 0 0 0 0 0
Basic Flats $1000 0 0 0 0 0
Fine Leather Loafers $3000 0 0 0 1 0
Designer Flats $3000 0 0 0 1 0
Fuck-Me Pumps $4000 1 0 -1 1 0
Meat Loafers $7000 4 -1 0 -2 0
Patent Leather Dress Boots $9000 0 0 0 2 0
Heeled Mules $9000 0 1 0 1 0
Jackboots $10000 2 -1 0 1 0
Two-Toned Leather Oxfords $10000 0 -1 0 3 0
Hemp Sandals $10000 0 4 0 -2 0
Jewel-Studded Slingbacks $10000 0 -1 0 3 0
Miscellaneous Equipment

Name

Cost

SPK

CHA

INT

ATT

DEF

Notes

Flag Lapel Pin $50 0 0 -1 0 0
Gold Earring $2500 0 0 0 1 0
The BrainBooster 6000 $4000 0 0 1 0 0
Megaphone $4000 1 0 0 0 0
Lacy Lingerie $10000 1 1 0 0 0
Emerald Ring $10000 0 1 0 1 0
Colt 1911 .45 ACP $10000 1 0 0 1 0 Requires Military Service Trait
Kevlar Composite Plate $7500 0 0 0 0 2
Diamond Stud Earring $12000 1 0 0 1 0
Surplus M60 $15000 2 0 0 0 0
Ceramic Composite Plate $17500 0 0 0 -1 4
Elegant Ebony Cane $20000 0 4 0 0 0
Magnifying Glass $20000 0 0 4 0 0
Surplus M1 Bazooka $23500 3 0 0 0 0
Jewel-Encrusted Scepter $25000 2 -3 1 3 0
Live Squirrel $25000 0 5 1 -1 0
Trendy Smartphone $25000 0 1 -1 5 0
Crucifix $25000 0 5 0 0 0 Requires Devout Christian Trait
Gilded Armplate $40000 0 1 1 2 1
Heckler & Koch HK45 $25000 4 0 0 0 0

Requires Military Service Trait

Holographic Distortion Projector $150000 0 -1 0 -1 +6 Requires Well Educated Trait

Lobbyist Token ItemsEdit

Some items are not bought from the basic store and are instead obtained from bribe tokens given to Clout players from players in The Lobby. Items above tier 1 can only be offered to players with the appropriate tier, and all items are distributed randomly though tiered lobbyist tokens, which give the player a random item of the appropriate tier once the bribe is accepted.

As of the end of 2014, Lobbyist Tokens are the only way to get Tier 4 (Magenta) items.

Items colored in Green Text are Dark God items, which can be given by Lobbyists associated with one of the four dark gods to Clout Tier 4 players. While they have some of the best stats in the game, equal to many of the relics available, they can not be removed once out on. Also, every day they are worn, the wearer will receive 10 points of "Corruption" per item, which Lobbyists affiliated with the Dark God associated with the item can use to cause a variety of detrimental effects to the wearer, from making a post for them to outright killing them (at 1000 corruption).

Dark God items can be destroyed by accepting a bribe with a Purification Token from a Templar/Illuminati affiliated lobbyist, which will Immediately destroy a random(?) dark god item and eliminate some corruption.


Lobbyist Equipment

Name

Slot

SPK

CHA

INT

ATT

DEF

Notes

Expensive Suit Body 2 1 0 0 0
Tailored Suit Body 2 1 0 1 0
Well-Tailored Suit  Body 2 1 0 3 0
Custom-Tailored Suit  Body 2 1 0 4 0
Shimmering Red Suit Body 1 1 1 7 0 Lucifer Item
Gleaming White Toga Body 2 0 3 5 0 Cronus Item
Black Hooded Cloak Body 2 0 5 3 0 Cthulhu Item
Fancy Pen Misc. 0 1 0 2 0
Very Fancy Pen Misc. 0 1 0 3 0
Fountain Pen Misc. 0 2 2 1 0
Space Pen Misc. 0 2 3 1 0
Ugly Rolex Misc.  2 2 0 -1 0
Standard Rolex Misc.  2 2 0 0 0
Gold Rolex Misc.  2 2 0 1 0
Jewel-Studded Rolex Misc. 2 2 0 2 0
Mark Of Cthulu Misc. 4 -3 5 0 0 Cthulhu Item
Mark Of Lucifer Misc. 2 2 2 2 0 Lucifer Item
Flamesnap Misc. 8 0 0 0 0 Lucifer Item
Mark Of Cronus Misc. 3 0 4 0 0 Cronus Item
Cronusickle Misc. 4 0 0 4 0 Cronus Item

Special ItemsEdit

These Items were awarded by Q to players for various achievements, generally being an active player during a certain time frame like pre-launch or Christmas.


Special Items

Name

Slot

SPK

CHA

INT

ATT

DEF

Notes

Santa Hat N/A 0 2 0 0 0 Given to any players who acted between December 24-28th in 2014
Cup of Eggnog N/A -1 6 -1 0 0 Given to CT2 players who acted between December 24-28th in 2014
Lump of Coal N/A 5 0 0 0 0 Given to CT3 players who acted between December 24-28th in 2014
Rocks N/A 1 0 0 0 3 Obtainable for being an active CT4 before v.1.00 Launch
Pink Champagne N/A 0 3 0 0 0 Obtainable for playing before v.1.00 Launch
Lava Tile N/A 3 0 0 0 2 Obtainable for being an active player with an ID less than 1000 during the v.1.00 Launch.

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